As you may know, Law & Order, on NBC, made a Tom DeLay crack , possibly suggesting that a Tom DeLay supporter would kill a federal judge. The incriminating dialogue:

ADA RON CARVER: An African American judge, an appellate court judge, no less.

MAN: Chief of DS is setting up a task force. People are talking about multiple assassination teams.

DET. ALEX EAMES: Looks like the same shooters. CSU found the slug in a post, matched it to the one that killed Judge Barton. Maybe we should put out an APB for somebody in a Tom DeLay T-Shirt.

Neal Boortz is taking a crack at rewriting this dialogue as if it were written just as offensively by a conservative, which would probably have the MSM up in arms over this personal attack. Here's my favorite:

ADA RON CARVER: "She looks like she was alive when the car went off the bridge"

MAN: "Why didn't she get out? The water is only four feet deep here."

CARVER: "Dunno. Maybe she was dazed. The door might have been jammed. Anyway, she suffocated. Lack of air. Must have been a brutal death.

MAN: "Was she driving when the car went off the bridge?"

CARVER: "Doesn't look like it. The seat is too far back for her to have been driving. Looks like someone taller .. a lot heavier."

DET. ALEX EAMES: "Check the car to see if it has a Ted Kennedy bumper sticker."

Posted by Ryan S. on Friday, May 27, 2005 at 2:33 PM | Permalink |