10 Reasons...I'm Glad I Don't Live In Europe
10. I'm not French
9. We are only half a welfare state
8. No Socialist Parties in government
7. We're not trying to "catch up" with anyone
6. Our moonbat celebrities go to live there.
5. My ancestors all chose to come here.
4. The severe lack of stuck-up nations on this continent (except for Quebec)
3. Baseball, football, hockey, and NASCAR.
2. EuroDisney sucks.
1. Never had to stand in line for food.
9. We are only half a welfare state
8. No Socialist Parties in government
7. We're not trying to "catch up" with anyone
6. Our moonbat celebrities go to live there.
5. My ancestors all chose to come here.
4. The severe lack of stuck-up nations on this continent (except for Quebec)
3. Baseball, football, hockey, and NASCAR.
2. EuroDisney sucks.
1. Never had to stand in line for food.
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