It's the End of the World as We Know It (I Feel Fine)
Here's my reasoning. Just look at Drudge (the herald?)! Bush wants to cut spending and veto, Jimmy Carter opposes Hillary Clinton, Hillary opposes Bill, Iran is going berserk, North Korea is shooting missiles, Congress is revolting, Avian Flu, and we may have found other life in the solar system.
Whew.
Whew.



