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The Bacon Equation

This comes as good news to be, as I gave up pork for Lent, and can only this week consume again the pinnacle of human achievement upon this earth: Bacon.

Researchers in Britain have come up with an equation: N = C + {f_b(c_m) · f_b(t_c)} + f_b(T_s) + f_c · t_a. In this equation lies the secret to a good bacon sandwich:

It concluded that the best bacon butties were made with crisply grilled, not-too-fat bacon between thick slices of white bread.
Eureka!
“We often think that it’s the taste and smell of bacon that consumers find most attractive,” Dr. Clayton said in a news release. “But our research proves that texture and sound is just, if not more, important.”

NYT has more, including what all of those funky letters in the equation mean.

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