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Maybe She Does Have a Sense of Humor

After this weekend's amazing bowling performance by Barack "37" Obama, Hillary Clinton decided to make a very important announcement to the press:
"This has been a very hard fought race," she said. "We clearly need to do something so that our party and our people can make the right decision. So, I have a proposal.
"Today, I am challenging Senator Obama to a bowl-off. A bowling night. Right here in Pennsylvania. The winner take all. I'll even spot him two frames.
"It is time for his campaign to get out of the gutter and allow all the pins to be counted. I'm prepared to play this game all the way to the tenth frame. When this game is over, the American people will know that when that phone rings at 3 a.m., they'll have a president ready to bowl on day one.
"Let's strike a deal and go bowling for delegates. We don't have a moment to spare, because it's already April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day."

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